Going, going, Gagne!

Say goodbye.

Say goodbye to Hollywood.

On Monday, it was announced that Eric Gagne has agreed on a 1-year/ $10 million contract with the Milwaukee Brewers, pending the results of a physical.

And judging by Gagne’s lackluster, never-not-nailbiting performances last season — a 2-2 record in 20 appearances, with a heavy ERA of 6.75 — there is no reason to believe that any performance-enhancing drugs were taken.

However, it has yet to be determined whether or not Gagne smoked a whole bunch of dope.

That might be more likely.


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